Have you noticed how everything has become fruit flavored/enhanced?
In 'the old days' when I was a kid, the only fruit flavored things were jello and kool aid, and as I became a teenager they had started showing up in cereals.
Now, even non food items are fruit flavored or scented at the least. Bath products, shampoos, soap, body lotions all fruit flavored. Some of the scents are yummy, but that's just it.... it just doesn't seem right to be smearing fruit gel all over my body when I am supposed to be washing it.
I use those products like everyone else, but if often amuses me as I get out of my bath ready to go raid the kitchen fruit bowl. ..
now its really went too far! I am looking at an advertisement for Michelob Ultra Beer that now comes in flavors! You heard me. Tuscan Orange Grapefruit, Pomegranate Raspberry and Lime Cactus!
My father has been gone for ten years but I can hear him loud and clear. My ....! That's not beer. A real man wants a cold beer. A man's beer. Not this flavored crap for wimps. If you want fruit, drink fruit juice. ... anyway, that's what I heard him say.